Ugh, seriously? Multiple Bill/Lorena flashbacks in one episode?!

WHY, TRUE BLOOD! WHY!?

It's bad enough that they BORE me to death, and they had to traumatize me in the end too!? THAT TWIST THINGY?

THAT IS MOTHERFREAKIN' SICK!

Gah. MY EYES! How do I unsee such a traumatizing sight!? Can the Men In Black come and do that flashy thingy on me so I can forget ever seeing THAT!? Seriously... SICK. I need to go wash my eyes with industrial strength disinfectant or something, unless I have gone blind beforehand just from that sick sick sick Bill/Lorena deed.

WHAT THE HELL, BILL!? I don't get why he did what he did. Maybe it was explained in his scenes but my brain keep blanking out everytime his scenes come on and there's Lorena in it. Bore. Yawn. Zzz. Why must we waste our precious time on Bill/Lorena flashbacks when we can utilize such precious time for perhaps, Eric or Alcide scenes instead?

Speaking of Alcide...

*fans self*

THANK YOU, ALAN BALL! Thank you for giving us such a HAWT Alcide! This is gonna be one fun season of True Blood with Eric & Alcide! Just a little less of Bill & Lorena, and 'sall good for me!