I've read the book Eclipse from front to end, page to page, but for some reason now I can't really remember what it's about aside from an Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle, and Victoria. I have a feeling that Edward is yet again going to be spouting super corny lines that's gonna make you throw up a little bit inside your mouth everytime you hear it. I just did upon hearing that "I promise to love you every moment, FOREVER." line from Edward in the trailer. How did I not see all these barfy corniness before when I was reading the book? I guess some bookspeak are perfect until you hear them out loud and realize just how ridiculous it sounds.

Robert Pattinson still looks like he plunged himself into a barrel of powder before filming. Kristen Stewart still looks miserable and annoying all the time. So thank God for shirtless Taylor Lautner, always the highlight of my Twilight movie experience.

Oh, and there's the new Victoria too. The shocking decision last year to let Rachelle Lefevre go and replace her role with Bryce Dallas Howard. I adore you, Bryce Dallas Howard, but babe, you don't look good in that trailer.

Is it just me or is Summit Entertainment trying to milk the cow as fast as they still can by rolling out each movie as fast as they could? Eclipse is slated for June 30, which makes it a summer movie, while New Moon just rolled out last November. I wouldn't be surprised if this sucked balls even more than New Moon, considering the rush. But I'll go see it anyway :P