This past few episodes, I keep coming back saying OMG THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF SEASON 3 with each new episode. I'm still not sure if this episode was better than the last, even if it did start off with ERIC and the return of Eric's wifebeater. But I can say that the last scene was EPIC! It was hilarious and WTF in epic proportions, seriously. Probably the most entertaining episode this season.

For sure, Nan Flanagan's jaws wasn't the only one that dropped to the floor. Mine was too. And then I laughed like hell.

PLEASE, TRUE BLOOD...
KEEP RUSSELL EDGINGTON!

Coz he's so damn awesome! Now THAT is how a vampire should be! Evil, royally pissed, and a HUGE DRAMA QUEEN. I especially LOVE that scene where he's perched on the roof watching Fangtasia while talking to that glob of TALBOT GOO stored in a crystal urn. Is he gonna take that Talbot goo everywhere he goes now? I know, I'm still mourning Talbot's passing too. I LOVED Talbot as well, and I'm a little sad that most of Russell and Talbot's last scenes were spent bickering and fighting.

But seriously though, True Blood! OMG? It was literally like a scene right out of South Park. A newsman reading the news and suddenly some evil monster comes out of nowhere and PULLS OUT HIS HEART. OMG THEY KILLED THE NEWSMAN! YOU BASTARDS! And I'm laughing again just as I'm typing this! Is it disturbing that I find that hand through chest cavity scene hilariously wonderful? That has got to be included into those Wall of Fames for greatest True Blood moments. Possibly greatest True Blood moment EVER.

And I'm gonna go watch it again now. Yeah, I'm disturbed.

You know what you sound like? One of those sad country songs about dumb bitches who let their men cheat and beat them, all for the sake of true love.

Sookie, I adore you and all, but this time I'm gonna have to agree with Tara. 100%. Bill is old and boring. Please get smart and get it on with a LIVING, BREATHING MAN who is also HOT AS HELL (literally!). Do I need to spell it out more clearly?

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I've just recently got myself waist-deep into Mad Men (and banging my head against the wall for not doing this sooner) and by golly, finding this video at midnight, seeing Don and Betty Draper acting SO SILLY AND CUTE (when they always make me feel so depressed) will certainly ensure I'll have a pleasant dream tonight!

It put such a HUGE SMILE on my face. Now I know all I have to do when I need some cheering up is to just click on this video :)

Bye Bye Birdie
Guess I'll always care...

Great. Now I can't get it out of my head!

Oh hell yes, like FINALLY! Thank you, True Blood!

And I thought last week's episode was gooey! Little did I know I'll get served a whole lotta goo explosion even before the opening credits:

I know Sookie's gone through this before in Season 1, but getting splattered with some insignificant vampire goo doesn't seem at all shocking compared to getting splattered with Lorena-goo! I laughed and laughed and cringed and laughed when Lorena exploded all over Bill. That was damn bloody disgusting! (literally!) I can't express how thrilled I am that Lorena is DEAD! And I mean like really, REALLY dead (coz technically she's already dead this whole time anyway). Sorry, Lorena fans, I know some of you love her. I do admit, she is one fine and gorgeous lady, but I can't stand her. Good riddance. Great way for her to go. Definitely my FAVORITE vampire death scene.

Although, maybe that scene from last week where Crazy Eyes Tara smashed Franklin's brains out with MACE was a whole lot better (and funny as hell!). But we don't know for sure if Franklin's really dead, do we? After all, he didn't explode. Hmmm.

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They say this movie was written with Tom Cruise in mind. Cruise, however, declined because he thinks the storyline rings way too closely to Mission: Impossible. He's right, and it was a very wise choice for him to not take on this movie, because not only does it ring way too closely with a lot of other spy movies ever made in the 21st century, I for one could not imagine Tom Cruise doing a Russian accent.

So, did they think that it would be any different if the role was taken over by a girl? Particularly one larger than life Angelina Jolie? I have to admit, having Jolie play the role does work out a whole lot better than having Salt played by a male actor. But it still doesn't change the after-effect: sitting in that chair watching the end credits roll, with only one thing that immediately popped in your head.

Bourne.(tte)

Imagine if this movie had been played by Matt Damon. I probably wouldn't have been able to tell the difference in the long run. Oh, that movie where a spy was wrongfully accused and spent a good chunk of the movie being on the run when it turns out that said spy really IS what he/she was accused of. Wait, that's the plot of almost every spy movie.

Jolie played the role gorgeously though. I'm just wondering why she decided to take on this role, though? Feeling the need to revamp her image? ...that she is still that kickass goddess/siren even though she's now a mother of SIX? Are there really no better scripted spy movies out there for her? Something more original?

Salt might've been better if it ended differently. If they tied all the loose ends and just wrapped it up in one movie. The ending just reeks SEQUEL. And having a sequel somewhere in the horizon just makes it look even more and more like Bourne. Although, I'm kinda curious on what exactly they'll title a sequel for Salt.

Saltier? xD

At the 4th episode of Pretty Little Liars, I was chirping to all my friends and all over Twitter how much I loved this series. It's smart, with a perfect mixture of Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives, AND The Vampire Diaries (sans the fanged ones... well, up to now, that is.) and it's my new summer guilty pleasure.

I'm now at the 8th episode, and somehow, I'm getting a little bored. Hm, might that be due to the absence of one Mr. Fitz for the past 2 episodes? I doubt it, I think I'm more into Emily (Shay Mitchell) than any of the dudes in Pretty Little Liars. Although lately, even Emily is starting to bore me too with her constant constipated look.

I'm starting to wonder how are they really going to develop this whole mystery surrounding Alison's death without dragging everything into a repetitive slow motion straight into a dead end? It was awesome up to episode 6 (the homecoming episode), but 7 and 8 is like climax straight to downhill faster than you can say Alison DiLaurentiis.

The whole unrequited forbidden love thingy between Aria and Mr. Fitz got on a very strong start, but it started fizzling like a leaking balloon starting episode 4 onwards. Forbidden love is a very strong pull on any story, so they need to play this back to the right track. And Mr. Fitz himself is pretty cute too.

I started out liking Emily and Aria. But at this last recent episode, I've shifted completely to Hanna and Spencer. Like COMPLETELY. The previous two got so bland and boring. Like I said, Emily constantly looks constipated.

And that mysterious "A" is starting to make me think that ghosts in Rosewood can actually TEXT.

I might give it a few more episodes, but if it doesn't get back on its two feet, I'm just gonna bolt out of Rosewood and never come back.

Sucker Punch. March 2011.

...........

Forget it. I'm not even gonna try.

After 6 years of constant fussing, theorizing, analyzing, arguing over little--and probably meaningless--details in every single LOST episode, and then getting a series finale that made all the fussing, theorizing, analyzing, arguing over the little details seem absolutely pointless, I'm just gonna keep it short and simple:

I'll gladly spend eternity in a limbo where there's @LeoDicaprio.

OK, fine. I do have other thoughts. And in order to not wrongfully spoil the 0.0000001% of you who HASN'T watched Inception yet, please just highlight the following white space below:

I think reality doesn't exist at all in this movie. Cobb said to Ariadne that when you dream, you don't exactly know how you got there. There's no clear beginning, and you're just plunged there in the middle of the scene. Did you feel the same way when the movie started? Right after the beginning where Cobb finds Old Saito, he was plunged into what I previously thought was a "flashback" of when he was extracting Saito's dream. But there was no beginning, or how Cobb got there. He's just there. And that's why I think there's no level of "reality" in Inception. It was all a dream from beginning to end. Yeah, seems pretty pointless doesn't it?

The more theories I hear the more inclined I am to believe them. I might just change my mind from what I just wrote up there in the next few minutes :b

I wonder if Chris Nolan is sitting back on his chair at home right now, laughing at the whole world who's busy writing 5,000-word articles/papers/thesis on his movie?

I love movies, but not every movie! I try to limit myself to only around two or three completely stressful movies per year. And when I say "stressful", I'm talking about violent psychotic people a'la The Hills Have Eyes, creepy ass horror movies like Ju-On, slasher movies like My Bloody Valentine (IN 3-FREAKIN-D!!!) or human-eating zombie movies such as the likes of I Am Legend.

Well, this year's zombie movie quota goes to The Crazies, coz if I'm gonna watch a bunch of zombies kill helpless human beings violently, might as well watch one where RAYLAN GIVENS is in it. Shooting zombies. OK, so it's really Timothy Olyphant, but HE'S A SHERRIFF or something! That's as good as being Raylan Givens!

So, did Raylan get tired of the redneck idjits in Harlan and decided that he needed a bigger challenge to shoot at?

Hell yeah. RAYLAN vs ZOMBIES.

Sounds pretty damn awesome.

Now this baffles me to no end. How the heck will Cinemax Asia manage to air this series without leaving a bulk of its content on the cutting room floor? I mean, sure, a lot of the sex scenes can probably be omitted, but I'm thinking they're gonna have to literally cut off Segovax's horse c0ck entirely out of the whole picture. The demise of Jupiter's cock is probably one of the edgiest happenings in the 13 episodes of Season 1. Let's just say, a lot of the things that makes me GASP in Spartacus are stuff that probably would wound up on the cutting room floor. e.g. Xena's boobies, and that THING with Spartacus and naughty Mrs. Glaber (!!!!!)

Which brings us to the question... what's left for the Cinemax Asia version of Spartacus: Blood & Sand? An edgeless Spartacus? Can't wait to see just how much of it is butchered. July 10. I'll be there, Cinemax Asia.