What the heck?

Sandra Bullock moved out of her Southern California home?

Jesse James has been cheating on her with some tattooed skanky ho?

Wasn't it just barely few weeks ago when a now-Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock gushed her gratitude towards her momma for raising her the way so that she could have "that" ("that" being Jesse James), an Oscar speech so touchingly sincere and seemingly unscripted that when the cameras panned over to Jesse James, he looked like he was about to BURST INTO MANLY TEARS?

Apparently Jesse James had issued an apology, not an apology for cheating, but he's sorry over the affair accusation. Hm. That's pretty sneaky. He's not confirming the infidelity, but he apologizes anyway, and won't dignify any more inquiries to this private matter by further commenting. Obviously, Jesse James didn't wanna be caught as the biggest douche on Earth who cheats on Hollywood's favorite sweetheart Sandra Bullock, just weeks after her Oscar-winning night!

So what's with those Oscar tears then, Jesse James? TEARS OF GUILT? Maybe they should give him the Oscar. Heh.

Source: People.com, BBC